I Think He Missed the Point


 One of my friends met an older gentleman in a poker room. After a while, the older man asked my friend if he played golf. My friend said he did not.

The old man said he used to, but later found out that bowling had air conditioning.

Later, the same guy asked if my friend went to the doctor because he, the older man, never did.

His brother did, the older player said, at the age of 72 and died. The old man, at the age of 76, swore never to go to the doctor because that, after all, is what kills you.

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