I Wanted to Quit, But I Had Three Hours to Kill

 

My wife once won some money at a slot machine in Kansas City within the first few minutes of being there. When I asked what happened to it, she said she lost it all. “I knew I was going to be there three more hours and I didn’t want to sit and do nothing.”

Casinos always find a way to get their money back!

The first time my friend went to visit Las Vegas (which was her first time playing blackjack), the dealer gave her a card to cut the deck. Not knowing any better, she tried to pocket the card thinking it was a free gift.

Back in the days of Full Tilt Poker’s friends list, one of my friends got chewed out by a guy to whom he just delivered a bad beat. To get back at the guy, my friend added the guy to his friends list and spent the next two weeks finding him online, playing against him, and telling the table this dude had taught my friend to play poker.

After two weeks, the guy finally lost it and started yelling at him in the chatroom. Revenge achieved!